Phrases that mean "I want an iPhone"

1) "Oh, I don't like touch screens. It would get all smudgy."

2) "I just really don't use the Internet that much."

3) "Well I have Verizon, so my network is better."

4) "My fingers are too fat for that tiny keyboard."

5) "I just want a phone that makes calls and that's it."

6) "I don't want my phone bill to go up."

7) "I'm just SOOO busy, I don't have time to learn how to use all that crap."

8) "I have a laptop, so who needs an iPhone?"

9) "I hate all Mac stuff."

10) "It does so much other stuff, it probably has horrible phone quality."

You're just jealous. Admit it.

FINALLY!

You may have noted on my Facebook page that, sadly, my "poop chicken" term was not published by Urban Dictionary. However, today I have success! Today I sent in "Tweeterview," which is the term for conducting an interview via Twitter. Check within the next few days for it to show up!

In other news, I'm sortof proud of this neat thingy I made in Illustrator for a story about a book about chess by a former faculty member:


Now, a cat.

Toilet instructions

This newfangled, water-saving toilet includes such technical bathroom function terms as "#1" and "#2."

Urban Dictionary entry

I couldn't help submitting this phrase I came up with today. I hope they accept it!

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Poop chicken

Poop chicken is a battle of wills to see who poops first. "Playing poop chicken" is when you are in a public restroom pooping and someone else comes in. You stop pooping and wait for them to finish and leave to continue pooping... however, that person also needs to poop. He or she waits for YOU to leave before starting to poop.

Example: "I played poop chicken at work today with my boss. It was really awkward."

by jennylynnep on Nov 4, 2009